(My mom was getting blood drawn at the hospital today. She has very stubborn veins and so finally they used a bigger needle on a new vein, and blood gushed all over her arm and the floor.)
Nurse: Oh, I wish we had a vampire here right now!
Mom: Well, my daughter’s vampire novel is coming out next year!
Nurse: (Wiping up all her blood) Oh, really? That’s very cool.
Awkward Promotional Moments
